names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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