U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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