You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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