sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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