Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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