All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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