is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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