Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
