His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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