I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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