Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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