the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
