what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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