Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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