Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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