Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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