Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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