thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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