i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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