Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you will always have a special place in my vag
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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