I wanna passion pit in your ass
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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