I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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