Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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