I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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