NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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