The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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