haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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