Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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