dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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