He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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