dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Randomize
