i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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