is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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