More tranny stories later!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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