I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My dick has a subreddit
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