Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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