I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm too high and old for this...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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