ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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