So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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