I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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