i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
