I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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