her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
