Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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