that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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