that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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