BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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