So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Randomize
