If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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