Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
So squirting runs in the family.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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