How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
sex in a hospital.. check
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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