office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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