You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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